Best Pickup Lines

[popowich]

What are some of your best pickup lines?

Have you ever tried "What is your favorite router (http://www.discussny.com/showthread.php?t=1319), baby?"

:muahaha:

-Raymond

[RJD]

This isn't a pickup line, but this is a 2nd-3rd date line to seal the deal, that has worked for me EVERY time I have used it. I learned it when I was about 9 or 10 from the late 70's mini-series "Rich Man, Poor Man".

Alright. Here's how it goes. Guy brings the girl back to his house after a night out. They walk in the front door. He takes her coat and hangs it up. He then asks her, "Would you like a tour of my place?" She says, "Yes." Take her to the first room, lets say the living room. Describe it. "This is my living room, ....couch, ...chair, ....TV. Here is my kitchen, ....fridge, ....table, ....oven. Here's the bathroom, ...tub, ...sink. Here's the bedroom, ....dresser, ....night stand, .....bed." After a slight pause, look at her, and with the utmost confidence, say "..... and you're a girl, ....and I'm a boy...." Kiss, move to bed. Game over.:kissing:

[Raven]

I always liked. "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me." :rockernana:



What are some of your best pickup lines?

Have you ever tried "What is your favorite router (http://www.discussny.com/showthread.php?t=1319), baby?"

:muahaha:

-Raymond

[THERESA]

I thought you would have picked the one from the guy in walgreens.

http://www.discussny.com/showpost.php?p=8290&postcount=1

:rofl:

[Raven]

No I would of deflated his banana. :rofl:

I thought you would have picked the one from the guy in walgreens.

http://www.discussny.com/showpost.php?p=8290&postcount=1

[Jessii]

Raymundo, Raymundo... how I do miss your calling me... (did i say that out loud) with your corny pick up lines to test out..(of course not on me) ... They always made me Laugh ! How bout the one... If I was a lollypop would you lick me? BTW Ray did that one work?

[THERESA]

Raymundo, Raymundo... how I do miss your calling me... (did i say that out loud) with your corny pick up lines to test out..(of course not on me) ... They always made me Laugh ! How bout the one... If I was a lollypop would you lick me? BTW Ray did that one work?


HAHAHAHHA!! I'm gonna like having you around Jess!! It will be fun to hear deep dark secrets and have someone to reiterate how corny he is. :D

:welcome2::siterock:

[popowich]

Raymundo, Raymundo... how I do miss your calling me... (did i say that out loud) with your corny pick up lines to test out..(of course not on me) ... They always made me Laugh ! How bout the one... If I was a lollypop would you lick me? BTW Ray did that one work?


There is an Alice Cooper line somewhere:

If my love was a lollypop, would you lick it?

Welcome to DNY! :)

-Raymond

(nope, didn't work)

[haggis007]

get your coat you've pulled !!

What has 50 teeth & holds back a monster ?
my zipper !

do you ever sleep on your stomach ?
well do you mind if i do ?

[Jessii]

Oh.. I see. So this was not your thought.. it was a song line. It was still funny. Can't imagine why it did not work. It was such a good one. :laughing6:

[RocCityDad]

plain and simple.....

Um yer hot!

[THERESA]

Unfortunately, once you get to know some people on the inside, hot only goes so far. Hopefully you have it on the inside and out. :D

[RocCityDad]

Unfortunately, once you get to know some people on the inside, hot only goes so far. Hopefully you have it on the inside and out. :D


I think direct and to the point are the best pick up lines...

Honesty, and flattery will work best.

No need to waste time with funny one liners

[Raven]

So you aren't willing to look at the inside of someone soul to see if they are compatible with you. You mean you look at the outside first. Good luck with that. Enjoy your teddy bear keeping you warm at night.

plain and simple.....

Um yer hot!

[Big Dan]

I have favorite "stupid" pick up lines. These are lines that I wouldn't dare try for fear of getting a swift kick in the nuts but they're still funny.

Do you have Windex on your pants? ...Because I can see myself in them.

Are you tired? ...Because you've been running through my mind all day.

They're stupid and corny but never fail to crack me up. :D

[Jessii]

Funny pick up lines are fun. Who would ever try them except that really drunk guy or the guy who has so much confidence that hey... what do I have to lose? But I agree with Roc city on the plain n simple. That def gets attention. Let's be realistic.. outside matters to some degree. If a person doesn't attract your attention at first glance you're probably not going to start a conversation with them depending on the scenario or continue it whichever. But yea, the inside matters alot too. But if they don't look good on your arm.... (insert shallowness here)...

[haggis007]

Yip
Beauty is only skin deep

But

Ugly cuts right to the bone !!

[Jessii]

amen to that

[THERESA]

Are you tired? ...Because you've been running through my mind all day.


I actually had someone use that one on me at work once ......he was cute but I thought wow that's worse than cheesy. I never dated him.

[RocCityDad]

So you aren't willing to look at the inside of someone soul to see if they are compatible with you. You mean you look at the outside first. Good luck with that. Enjoy your teddy bear keeping you warm at night.

That is rude. :master:

[Westchesterguy]

RJD you've gotta be kidding.....

[Patriotsguy]

Boy: You got any Italian in ya?
Girl: No. ***
Boy: You want some?

***If she replies "yes" you reply: you want some more.

Can be used with any nationality.:rockernana:

[Raven]

Ray, your slug or mine. :innocent:

[THERESA]

LOL@Raven!

[yukon]

I have a frat brother who in college who used to walk up to girls int he bar and say "you want to get a pizza and f*&$." When he would get slapped the response was "what's the matter, you don't like pizza?" Any sane person clearly see how ridiculous this was. Surprisingly, college bars + lots of booze + fraternity letters + balls big enough to use that line = him getting quite a lot of phone numbers out of it.

[Raven]

Now my obnoxious humor, I would say, I will take the pizza and you can go fluck yourself, you are probably better at it.

I have a frat brother who in college who used to walk up to girls int he bar and say "you want to get a pizza and f*&$." When he would get slapped the response was "what's the matter, you don't like pizza?" Any sane person clearly see how ridiculous this was. Surprisingly, college bars + lots of booze + fraternity letters + balls big enough to use that line = him getting quite a lot of phone numbers out of it.