Answering questions with questions

[popowich]

Why?

[Kaos]

Did you mean to?

[popowich]

Did I?

[THERESA]

Who knows?

[popowich]

Do you?

[THERESA]

Do I what?

[popowich]

Why do you do that?

[THERESA]

Do what?

[popowich]

Do you know what you are doing?

[THERESA]

no, do you?

[popowich]

parkay?

[THERESA]

What?

[popowich]

Huh?

[THERESA]

What are you talking about?

[popowich]

Don't you have work to do?

[THERESA]

I'm on lunch, aren't you supposed to be working?

[popowich]

Am I?

[THERESA]

Probably not, you're a slacker aren't you?

[popowich]

I'm something? Maybe you will have a new word for me in a few minutes?

[THERESA]

What new word would I have for you?

[popowich]

Do you like bananas?

:rockernana:

[THERESA]

Are they jennabenna bananas?

[popowich]

Are they cold rotten bananas? :Puking_Smiley:

[THERESA]

That depends, are they for your banana bread? :rofl:

[popowich]

If they are maybe I will smash it on your head? :fryingpan:

[THERESA]

Maybe you wouldn't live to tell about that?

[popowich]

If you die in the middle of a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

[THERESA]

Do you think it would if it were my 1000th post?

[popowich]

Was that a hint?

[THERESA]

You took it didn't you?

[popowich]

If I didn't, would that make you mad?

:stompfoot:

[THERESA]

Don't you think I would just stomp?? :laughing6:

[popowich]

I don't know, would you?

[THERESA]

You know better than I don't you?

[popowich]

Do I?

[THERESA]

No you don't, do you?

[popowich]

How do I know?

[THERESA]

More importantly, what do you know?

[popowich]

Do you know what I know?

[THERESA]

Do you know that I know more than you know about everything?

[RocCityDad]

do you think your are a know it all ?

[THERESA]

I know I know it all, do you?

[RocCityDad]

if you think you know it all, is it possible you may know little?

[THERESA]

If I know little, do you know nothing?

[popowich]

Did you know that true knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing?

[THERESA]

Did you know all morons say that to feel smarter?

[popowich]

What do smart people say?

[THERESA]

Do you know that I am smarter than you?

[popowich]

How dare you? :eek2:

[THERESA]

Do I dare because I am right? (as usual) :rofl:

[popowich]

Do you like to stomp?

:oops:

[THERESA]

Are you talking about on your bald melon? :rofl:

[popowich]

Are you OK?

[THERESA]

What are you talking about?

[popowich]

Are you from this planet?

[THERESA]

Couldn't I ask you the same thing?

[popowich]

Can you?

[THERESA]

Is that a halo around Uranus? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Raven]

I won't get in the way of your questions but I had to :rofl: at that one.

Is that a halo around Uranus? :rofl::rofl:

[THERESA]

I won't get in the way of your questions but I had to :rofl: at that one.

Don't you want to play this game too?

[Raven]

Am I allowed to play this game or is it for you and Ray?

Don't you want to play this game too?

[THERESA]

Why couldn't everyone else play too?

[Raven]

Thats what I wanted to know, can everyone else play?

Why couldn't everyone else play too?

[popowich]

Can anyone else play?

[THERESA]

Why not?

[popowich]

Maybe they don't know how?

[THERESA]

Do you know how?

[popowich]

Do you?

[popowich]

Do you prefer center consoles?

[THERESA]

Yeah but does it count if I only like them on the side? :rofl:

[popowich]

How about the center of the side?

[THERESA]

What is wrong with the middle of the back?

[Kaos]

Crazy game, who came up with this idea?

[THERESA]

Was it Ray?

[popowich]

Who is you?

[THERESA]

That didn't make any sense, did you know that?

[popowich]

Perhaps it would make more sense if you read another thread?

[THERESA]

Do you know that you just put a question mark at the end of a statement? :hijacked:

[popowich]

Did you know a statement with a question mark is a question?

[THERESA]

Did you write that rule yourself?

[popowich]

Did I?

[THERESA]

Do I think so?

[popowich]

Do you?

[THERESA]

Probably not but did you know that I am a little liar? :rofl:

[popowich]

Did I?

[THERESA]

Don't you mean do I?

[Raven]

Who will win the contest? :yippee:

[Kaos]

Who wants it the most?

[popowich]

Do you?

[popowich]

Who will join the flashchat (http://www.discussny.com/chat/flashchat.php)?

[Kaos]

How will Ray figure out how to 'randomly" pick the winner with all these posts?

[popowich]

Can Ray assign each qualifying post a number between 1 and the total number of posts?

Does Ray know the couple lines of perl needed to pick one of those at random?

;)

-Raymond

[Kaos]

Does ray have enough paper to print out everyones names an a big enough fish bowl to fit them in?:laughing6:

[Raven]

I am sure Ray will be fair in the drawing and whoever wins will be deserving because everyone has donated something wonderful to DNY.

If there is a big enough fish bowl do you think we should blindfold Ray and make him swim in it for the winner?

[THERESA]

We could but Ray is allergic to water, did you know that's why we call him stinky?

[esnagel]

Hello? Is anybody there?

[Raven]

We are all hiding so we don't get the DNY flu. Do you have your mask on. :hide:

Hello? Is anybody there?

[esnagel]

Was that a question? Where's the question mark?

[THERESA]

Was what a question? What question mark? Where?

[popowich]

Do you like cranberries in your pudding?

[THERESA]

Do you like mayonaise on apple bread with a chicken patty?

[popowich]

Do you like dressing with your cottage cheese and milk?

[THERESA]

Do you like a strawberry bagel with a chicken patty and mayonaise on it?

[popowich]

Do you like a good kick to the keester?

[THERESA]

Do you like a good stomp on your melon?

[popowich]

Do you like moldy tomatoes?

[THERESA]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You can throw them out unless you think they look good?

[popowich]

Are you me or you?

[THERESA]

I'm me, how about you?

[popowich]

If I'm not me, am I you?

[THERESA]

You would like that wouldn't you?

[RocCityDad]

You would like that wouldn't you?

Yes, can you think of a better reason why I wouldn't?

[THERESA]

Not really, can you?

[Jessii]

Why all the questions?

[popowich]

Why are there no answers?

[Jessii]

I don't know, do you?

[popowich]

Do you know what you don't know?

[RocCityDad]

Do you know what you don't know?

do you know what I don't know?

[Jessii]

I don't know, to what either of you are refering. Care to elaborate?

[popowich]

Does anyone care about what they don't know?

[THERESA]

I don't care, do you?

[popowich]

Do as I say but not as I do?

[THERESA]

Oh, you know that one do you?

[popowich]

Did you know the problem is not with what you know, but with what you think you know but are wrong about?

[THERESA]

Have I heard that before or did you come up with that yourself?

[popowich]

If someone else came up with it would that make you mad?

[THERESA]

Is it ok that since it was you, it's ok? :laughing6:

[popowich]

If it wasn't OK would you ban me?

[THERESA]

Of course, what do you think?

[popowich]

Do I try not to think?

[THERESA]

Wouldn't that make you stupid?

[popowich]

Are there worse things to be?

[THERESA]

I think so, do you?

[popowich]

Do I what?

[THERESA]

Do you think there are worse things to be than stupid?

[popowich]

Does anyone else?

[Jessii]

I don't, do you?

[popowich]

Would you like to play a game?

[THERESA]

Would you like to get your ass handed to you at scrabble tonight? :D

[popowich]

Did you win the last game?

[THERESA]

It was forfeited due to needing the table cleared off for Easter....but do you know I would have won?

[popowich]

Did I really have no chance of winning?

[THERESA]

Do you ever have a chance of winning?

[popowich]

Didn't I win once or twice at scrabble (http://www.discussny.com/showthread.php?t=1206) before?

[THERESA]

Wasn't that when you kept score???

[popowich]

Isn't that because you tend to misread the power of your bonus squares?

[THERESA]

Are you still grasping at straws?

[popowich]

Are you suffering from a brain tumor too?

[THERESA]

Is yours as big as mine?

[popowich]

Do i have the biggest brain tumor, EVAH? :laughing6:

[THERESA]

Is that why you say one thing when you meant to say something else sometimes?

[popowich]

Is it possible that I'm simply distracted?

[THERESA]

Didn't you tell me that you always pay attention? :)

[popowich]

Do you really think that is what I said?

[Jessii]

Does anyone really listen anymore?

[popowich]

Are you listening to what I say?

[Jessii]

Do you hear what I hear?

[THERESA]

Would I listen if you paid attention? :laughing6:

[Jessii]

Prolly not, why do you even bother?

[THERESA]

Is prolly a word now?

[Jessii]

Down south it is, ya never be'een?

[THERESA]

Have you ever heard of the tooth to tattoo ratio down there?

[Jessii]

We like to count tooth to mullet to flannels, is more fun game, dontcha think?

[Jessii]

My mama lives there ya know?

[THERESA]

:rofl: I have never heard of that one, will you teach me sometime? :laughing6:

[Jessii]

teach u what? the game?

[THERESA]

Do you know how to play the mullets and flannels game?

[Jessii]

sure u decide who gets flannels, who gets teeth n who gets mullets, then u count ppl goin by. You set a time limit of course. Then you hunker down on yer porch fer a spell n see who wins the countin. Can also be played as a car game or at concerts.

[popowich]

sure u decide who gets flannels, who gets teeth n who gets mullets, then u count ppl goin by. You set a time limit of course. Then you hunker down on yer porch fer a spell n see who wins the countin. Can also be played as a car game or at concerts.


:offtopic: BOO!

Do you know how to form a question? ;)

[Jessii]

O Raymundo it's all in good funnin. U know my mamma lives there. She laughs when we play it. Ifn u cant laugh at urself then u have no sense of humor at all. It takes all kinds to make the world a fun place. My Big brothers have mullets AND wear flannels. AND they live there !

[popowich]

Psssttt ! This is the answering questions with questions thread.

I'm all for you carving a mullet out of your hair and us laughing at you. :laughing6:

Would that be OK?

-Raymond

[Jessii]

O my bad. I fergot to end in a question didn't I?

[popowich]

Thou shall be punished with a banishment should thee break the rules again? :eek:

[Jessii]

:censored1: I mean :master: that better?

[popowich]

Does that make you mad?

[Jessii]

It makes me sad that a friend would make a threat to me, but I know u r just messin right?

[popowich]

Of course I'm messin', I'd be a schmuck if I wasn't, right?

:muahaha:

[THERESA]

You are a shmuck aren't you?

[popowich]

Can I still be one if I can't spell it right?

[THERESA]

Are you sayin' I should just give it to you?

[popowich]

What if I take it from you?

[THERESA]

Do you think I would fight you for shmuck title?

[popowich]

Did you already start?

[Cittykat07]

can you stop it,shut up and move along?

[popowich]

I can, do you think your mom can?

[THERESA]

I don't do you?

[Jessii]

I don't think either of you can, can ya? huh, huh?

[RocCityDad]

will this thread ever end?

[popowich]

Do you like to eat worms?

[Jessii]

can i use ketchup?

[Raven]

Do you really want to use ketchup?

[popowich]

What if I only have mustard?

[THERESA]

Don't you think you should go to the store?

[harryn55]

What's wrong with you people?

[popowich]

Do you think that we have issues?

[Raven]

Why would you think we have issues?

[popowich]

If we have issues, and fall down in a forest, do we make a sound?

[THERESA]

Would anyone care to hear about our issues or the sounds?

[Raven]

No, sound, Just issues. Does anyone know that in a forest your issues would echo if you had sound?

Would anyone care to hear about our issues or the sounds?

[popowich]

Would we make different sounds when we fall depending on the time of day or the weather?

[Jessii]

what does this have to do with the price of rice in china?

[THERESA]

Does anyone care how much they pay for rice?

[Jessii]

Per bag or per grain?

[Raven]

Do you worry about drinking the tea in China?

[RocCityDad]

Do you worry about drinking the tea in China?

No, haven't you read this (http://www.discussny.com/showthread.php?p=10857#post10857) ?

[THERESA]

So are you saying you like coffee better than tea?

[Raven]

I don't trust anything from China, do you?

[RocCityDad]

Wouldn't you rather buy American made products?

[Raven]

yes I would, would you?

[Kaos]

Which products exactly?

[Raven]

American Cars.

[THERESA]

Which products exactly?

Do you think all of them are good?

[Jessii]

Are we buying or selling?

[THERESA]

Which would you rather do?

[Jessii]

Right now? or later?

[THERESA]

Does that sound like a question for Ray since he is into stocks?

[Jessii]

Is Ray into stocks or socks?

[THERESA]

Why would someone be into socks?

[Jessii]

How else do you get them on?

[Kaos]

One or two at a time?

[Raven]

Are we still talking socks or stocks?

[Jessii]

i thought we were talking about socks, but now i am not sure. are you?

[popowich]

Would anyone like to make a Family and Schools (http://www.discussny.com/forumdisplay.php?f=38) post? :)

[Jessii]

I tried that homework helper thing last night and found it MOST UNhelpful, has it worked for anyone else with a 9th grader in Trig I wonder?

[popowich]

Would Ray be happy with a Government and Politics (http://www.discussny.com/forumdisplay.php?f=18) thread too?

[Jessii]

How about fishing?

[popowich]

Do you like to put the worm on the hook?

[Jessii]

I find it very disgusting and gross, isn't there a law about animal abuse this would fall under? Or don't worms count?

[Jessii]

Why isn't anyone playing anymore?

[popowich]

Maybe they just needed to take a break?

[Jessii]

How can u take a break from all the voices in your head? Do they ever really be quiet?

[popowich]

No voices would be a little bit boring now, wouldn't it?

[Jessii]

Yea..sometimes they have bad ideas. Should i still listen? :laughing6:

[popowich]

If you don't listen to the voices, will bad things happen to you?

[Jessii]

Good point, should I try?

[popowich]

Is it worth the risk?

[Jessii]

prolly not, i think i may. what's a girl to do?

[Raven]

ask the voices?

[THERESA]

Do you have them in your head also?

[Raven]

Yes, and they speak different languages and won't translate. Do you have voices in your head too. 267

Do you have them in your head also?

[Kaos]

Sorry too many people talking, its loud can you repeat the question??

[Jessii]

shut up i say (not u, or u, or u ) now what was that again?

[popowich]

What?

[THERESA]

How did you know that was what I was going to post?

[popowich]

Do you know what the most viewed thread is?

[THERESA]

Wasn't I the one that brought that to your attention?

[popowich]

Is there a reason you did not post it sooner? :)

[Jessii]

cuz she was too busy trying to one up u?

[THERESA]

Do I even need to try? :p

[Jessii]

Ouch! Do u need a bandaid?