Funny things that kids say

[popowich]

"The best things in life, they get you into trouble! {pause} At least if you are a kid!"

- Cittykat07

[Raven]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8aprCNnecU&feature=related

[jennabenna98]

cittykat07- "pimp my popples" when she meant to say pop my pimples!!!!!I cant believe she said that :rofl::eek2:cittykat07 also said yay yo's in stead of cheetohs/cheesy puffs[when she was little]!

[Raven]

The little secrets are coming out eh. :innocent:

cittykat07- "pimp my popples" when she meant to say pop my pimples!!!!!I cant believe she said that :rofl::eek2:cittykaat07 also said yay yo's in stead of cheetohs/cheesy puffs[when she was little]!

[THERESA]

When Jennabenna98 was little, she would say sost (sounds like sauced) for soft. She was so damn cute! She would say, "This stuffed animal is so sost mommy." I almost get teary thinking about how cute it was. Sometimes even now she will say the word soft and I will say, "what is it?" then she will "correct" herself and say "sost" for me. :)

[Cittykat07]

cittykat07- "pimp my popples" when she meant to say pop my pimples!!!!!I cant believe she said that :rofl::eek2:cittykaat07 also said yay yo's in stead of cheetohs/cheesy puffs[when she was little]!



jenna, i never allowed you to make that post!:censored1::censored1::censored1::censored1: :mad:

oh and jenna is a bully

[Cittykat07]

When Jennabenna98 was little, she would say sost (sounds like sauced) for soft. She was so damn cute! She would say, "This stuffed animal is so sost mommy." I almost get teary thinking about how cute it was. Sometimes even now she will say the word soft and I will say, "what is it?" then she will "correct" herself and say "sost" for me. :)

have i EVER done anything cute or was i the baby that everyone hated?:crybaby2::crybaby2::crybaby2::crybaby2::cry baby2:

[jennabenna98]

have i EVER done anything cute or was i the baby that everyone hated?:crybaby2::crybaby2::crybaby2::crybaby2::cry baby2: To be corrected mommy and daddy and our family loved us the same even if your a brat sometimes I still love you!:kissing: (me and you kissing)!

[THERESA]

have i EVER done anything cute or was i the baby that everyone hated?:crybaby2::crybaby2::crybaby2::crybaby2::cry baby2:


GIMME A BREAK!!!! BOTH of you were cute as heck!!! When Teletubbies used to come on TV, you used to say "toy toys!!! toy toys!!!!!!" (that's how you said teletubbies and it was SOOOOOOOOO cute!!!! I loved you to pieces then and I STILL DO!!!! You were both the CUTEST babies EVER!!!! :kissing:

[THERESA]

To be corrected mommy and daddy and our family loved us the same even if your a brat sometimes I still love you!:kissing: (me and you kissing)!

HA!! See!! Jenna knows. :grouphug:

[jennabenna98]

TOY TOYS TOY TOYS = teletubies to cittykat07 when she was 2 or 3 ! lol she was ADORABLE!

[esnagel]

Star Wars according to a 3-year-old:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EBM854BTGL0

[Cittykat07]

hahahahahahahaha:rofl::rofl:

[Sherri]

My mom told me that when I was little I used to call our cats titties instead of kitties so when I saw one of them under the couch I'd say, "The titty's under there!" I could also say some stuff about my sister, Catkitty07, but I won't for now.

[Cittykat07]

My mom told me that when I was little I used to call our cats titties instead of kitties so when I saw one of them under the couch I'd say, "The titty's under there!" I could also say some stuff about my sister, Catkitty07, but I won't for now.


if it is embarrassing you cant if not,if its funny, you can. ask Brittney for permission before you share hers though she might want you to log on as her and post her funny thing

[THERESA]

My mom told me that when I was little I used to call our cats titties instead of kitties so when I saw one of them under the couch I'd say, "The titty's under there!" I could also say some stuff about my sister, Catkitty07, but I won't for now.


HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! :rofl: I don't even remember your mom telling me that story.

[jennabenna98]

cittykat07- Its snoring out side! when she meant to say it is snowing outside!

[THERESA]

Last night the girls and I were on a rough trip to go pick up our cat baby's ashes. (he died last week) It was sort of sad but Jenna made me crack up when out of the blue she said, " I didn't know that on my Birthday Martin Luther King made his speech thingamabobber." :rofl:

[esnagel]

My son used to call hippos: hippohamamus instead of hippopotamus. It's funny when you say it out-loud.

hippo-ham-a-mus

What's a short-a in the ham, so more like hahm.

This funny story turned into an English lesson. Sorry.

[THERESA]

My son used to call hippos: hippohamamus instead of hippopotamus. It's funny when you say it out-loud.

hippo-ham-a-mus

What's a short-a in the ham, so more like hahm.

This funny story turned into an English lesson. Sorry.

:D I'ts ok, it was funny.

[THERESA]

Today is bring your child to work day. My youngest was sitting here next to me at my desk when I pulled up my email. There was one in there and the subject said Eileen's EW (it stands for Eileen's Estimated Whereabouts) it is our bosses way of letting everyone know where she will be. (she lives in Buffalo and has an office there also and sometimes has to be in Buffalo on days she would normally be here in our Rochester office)

Jenna looked at the subject line as if she was mortified and said, "OMG! Eileen's EWWWW?" (she pronounced it ewww as in gross)

Then I explained to her what it meant and she seemed relieved. She told me she thought that I wrote that and that I better erase it quick before my boss saw it. :rofl::laughing6:

[Raven]

Gotta love kids. :)



Jenna looked at the subject line as if she was mortified and said, "OMG! Eileen's EWWWW?" (she pronounced it ewww as in gross)

[THERESA]

It gets better. Jasmine saw me scheduling an appointment and I typed F/U meaning it was a Follow Up appt and Jasmine said, "OMG! F U!" (she only said the letters but I wonder what she thought it meant before I told her. :eek:)

[Raven]

They learn quick don't they.

It gets better. Jasmine saw me scheduling an appointment and I typed F/U meaning it was a Follow Up appt and Jasmine said, "OMG! F U!" (she only said the letters but I wonder what she thought it meant before I told her. :eek:)

[Raven]

My sister moved back with from Florida with her family in Feb. She has been coming up with her 4 year old twin granddaughters. They only ever met my hubby once. He is very soft spoken. So last time they were up they ask "Wheres the man who lives with you with the quiet voice" I said he is working. I didn't want to go up and down the steps because my neck was hurting so I told them they couldn't go upstairs to see the birds because my hubby was sick and had germs. So a little while later they ask. "When is the man that lives with you with the quiet voice and germs coming home." :rofl:

[popowich]

The 9 year old daughter of a buddy of mine, while walking past Christ's Church in downtown Rochester said "Christ's Church? How many people have their own church in this town?"

:rofl:

-Raymond

[popowich]

Jenna said to Theresa, "I'm too lazy. Can you get me some water?"

[Big Dan]

Funny little quip from a 4-5 y/o.. A little background this is my friends son who lives far away and I only get to see once in a while. One of the first times I met him he says "Dan how you get so big".. He just came out with it out of nowhere.. It was one of those you had to be there things but I about peed my pants laughing.

[Rebecky]

I should start writing down what my kids say....they come out of nowhere and I usually can't stop laughing. Especially my oldest....ever since he could talk...he comes up with some good ones. We refer to them as "Eddie-isms."

Ok, just remembered one....Eddie would always greet us in the morning, not by saying "good morning," but with "how was your sleep?" We still use that every once in a while. One day, Ed was waking Eddie up and then asked "How was your sleep?"

Rubbing his eyes, Eddie replied with a hint of annoyance in his voice, "Good, until you showed up.":laughing6:

[Raven]

One time while driving down the road while my son was probably about 4 or 5, we were driving along and all of a sudden my ex jerks from the left lane to the right lane and pulls off the road. I am used to him driving like an idiot so i was wondering what was up. He said, you didnt see what your son was doing. I said no. My son turned around out of his seat belt and was double birding the car in back of us. When we ask why he was doing that, my son said, because I don't like people following me. My ex ask, well why both fingers and he said because she deserved both for being so ugly. Then he said, you do it daddy to the people you don't like.

My daughter came into my bedroom one morning when she was about 2 and said, mommy who is that strange man in your bed. No I don't sleep around, my ex did , and he was never around so much that she thought he was a stranger.

[gatitosmommy]

I don't have any little kids, so I don't have anything to contribute :crybaby2:

[Raven]

You must of been little once, if you had something smart to say to your parents tell us what you said to them. ;)

I don't have any little kids, so I don't have anything to contribute :crybaby2:

[THERESA]

One day, Ed was waking Eddie up and then asked "How was your sleep?"

Rubbing his eyes, Eddie replied with a hint of annoyance in his voice, "Good, until you showed up.":laughing6:

That reminds me, a couple of weeks ago, I had to work earlier than usual so Ray offered to help me out and drop the kids off for me. He knocked on Jasmine and Jenna's door and said it was time to get up. He asked them to change out of their pajamas and into their clothes. A little while later after not hearing anyone stirring, he knocked again and told them to please get up and get dressed because it was almost time to leave. Jasmine replied in an annoyed voice, "How can I get dressed if you keep waking me up??????" :p :rofl:

[Rebecky]

"How can I get dressed if you keep waking me up??????" :p :rofl:
LOL...gotta love sleepy kids!

[Cittykat07]

i meant to say "how can i get dressed if you keep knocking on the door?"

[THERESA]

i meant to say "how can i get dressed if you keep knocking on the door?"

It was funny the way it came out. :)