Continue the story with 7 or more words

[popowich]

Continue the story with 7 more words!

Once upon a time there was a...

[Raven]

little bird was lost in the woods and was looking

Continue the story with 7 more words!

Once upon a time there was a...

[popowich]

For a pot of magical bird food...

PS: That was 10 words. :stompfoot:

[Raven]

Sorry I misread, I thought it said, 7 or more. :(



PS: That was 10 words. :stompfoot:

[popowich]

:fryingpan: :D


that would give the bird the special...

[esnagel]

ability to breathe under water. But how

[popowich]

would it learn to use a snorkel?

[Kaos]

So the bird came up with a

[popowich]

plan to scare the chipmunks with a

[Kaos]

dirty sock wrapped around a old wooden

[LordChaos]

statue of Alvin. The problem was that

[THERESA]

the socks stunk so freaking bad that

[popowich]

the bird lost it's powers and had

[Jessii]

to go to the shoe store

[harryn55]

because Theresa and Jessii can't count today.

[Jessii]

yea but shoes come in twos so

[harryn55]

this bird is a female shopping type

[Jessii]

well u need shoes if your powers aren't

[THERESA]

as good as a man's because they should

[Jessii]

definetely be able to fly away from

[THERESA]

his nasty temper, stinky feet, big lips, and

[Kaos]

don't forget the ever important, unforgettable and

[harryn55]

try 7 words not 8 or 6

[THERESA]

:offtopic: The 7 or more is easier for me :offtopic:





undeniably big boots you need to wear because he's full of

[Jessii]

a big ego (his name must be

[THERESA]

Harry because he knows all the answers too

:D

[Jessii]

he thinks everything and anything which means

[THERESA]

he must have never met jack schitt. (http://www.discussny.com/showthread.php?p=16663#post16663) :rofl:

[Jessii]

but if he happens to along the

[THERESA]

way, he will be happy to say

[Cittykat07]

i like pie!


THE END

[Cittykat07]

My name is jasmine i like to

[harryn55]

eat pie. But what kind is best?

[THERESA]

I like pecan pie the best. It's

[harryn55]

very high in calories so it must

[THERESA]

be really good stuff. I also like

[harryn55]

veggie burgers and breakfast cereal with water

[THERESA]

I lied, that's gross. I really like

[Jessii]

chocolate and strawberries and shiny things and

[harryn55]

sugar and spice and everything nice. Continuing

[Kaos]

the story, sorry about the rant. Then

[THERESA]

I heard it was someone's birthday tomorrow.

[Cittykat07]

and I heard it was raymond popowich that

[THERESA]

celebrated his big day today by mowing

[harryn55]

all the hair off his head, nice

[THERESA]

and smooth like a baby's sweet little

[harryn55]

head. Extemporaneous was the reply, though not

[THERESA]

thought out, it's still a good answer.

[harryn55]

Ah, well where do we go from

[THERESA]

here? People are sick of hearing about

[Mike11214]

others whining and moaning about things that

[THERESA]

nobody cares about. Like Sweet Emotion the

[harryn55]

song. You can't catch me cause the

[Mike11214]

rabbit gone and died. Yes it is (OK, so I cheated..)

[harryn55]

dead but it could rise up again

[VinnyBrooklyn]

stick that once had a great big

[THERESA]

flop of an album that nobody heard

[harryn55]

anyway so who cares, certainly not me.

[THERESA]

I never heard of them before they

[harryn55]

Won the Razz tourney at the WSOP

[THERESA]

but it was a fluke, they suck. :D

[harryn55]

Because they win with the worst hand.

[THERESA]

You shouldn't tap the glass. Don't tell

[harryn55]

Flip to fold donkey hands. He wonders

[THERESA]

why 2-4 UTG is such a bad move,

[Cittykat07]

- what am i talking about? i mean....

[Cittykat07]

that you should always eat breakfast because.....

[THERESA]

It fuels your mind to make better

[THERESA]

poker decisions. Did Harry eat breakfast today?

[harryn55]

Breakfast in the afternoon counts right. So

[THERESA]

the moral of the story is, eat

[harryn55]

Subway three times a day. Now what?

[THERESA]

Now you're trim and fit like Jared. :D

[harryn55]

Jared our hero the biggest loser! Would

[THERESA]

really rather be eating a big, greasy

[Silas]

plate and big bowl full oj juicy

[Bruce]

Sloppy joes, made by his big MOMMA!

[Silas]

"MOMMA", he said, "These are very, very-

[THERESA]

greasy!" as the oil dripped from his

[wawawebis]

knock-hockey stick glued to a tiny hairband.

[THERESA]

I'm not sure why he was wearing

[harryn55]

Knock-hockey greatest game in the universe until

[THERESA]

Shady took a puck in the mouth.

[Silas]

" Ouch", Shady said, "now what am I-

[THERESA]

gonna do?" That was my last tooth." :D

[Silas]

Picking up his bloody tooth Shady said"-

[harryn55]

No more Knock-hockey from now on it's

[Silas]

time for change by playing with my

[Jessii]

wooden leg or helmet and face mask

[Silas]

except for my wooden leg, which has

[THERESA]

been used by my friends for firewood."

[Jessii]

with friends like that I say, I

[THERESA]

really don't have a need for enemies."

[Jessii]

So, I have decided to start making

[THERESA]

new friends." "Out with the old and

[Jessii]

let's go buy new shoes ! (it rhymes)

[Silas]

Shoes that let me become a bit -

[Jessii]

faster with only one leg. OOO and

[harryn55]

the face mask is a bright red

[THERESA]

"I wore it while shopping for shoes!"

[harryn55]

The helmet was also worn while shopping.

[THERESA]

which was a bit strange. People were

[Silas]

looking at Shady and they were thinking

[THERESA]

this guy is a few sandwiches short

[harryn55]

of a Subway restaurant. Never more said

[Silas]

Poe's Raven, "Never More" and then Shady

[Mike11214]

beguiling all my sad soul into smiling....

[Silas]

Shady said, "By the grave and stern.....

[Kaos]

I swear by the skin of a

[Jessii]

little fat pig. Where are we going?

[Silas]

The pig said to Shady, We are

[Jessii]

going crazy! You wanna come with us?

[Silas]

"NO" said Shady, "because you are a...

[Jessii]

bit too crazy and have no sense

[Silas]

"of smell" said Shady, "in fact you......"

[harryn55]

smell like a pig. "Oink, Oink" said

[Silas]

Shady as he grabed the pigs ears..

[THERESA]

and rode her like a mother hen. :laughing6:

[Silas]

The pig bucked Shady, killing him by..

[THERESA]

stomping shady's jugular vein with pointy hooves.

[SeLvesTr]

It was a site to be seen...

[THERESA]

I didn't want to look yet I

[Silas]

knew that it was Porky Pig who.....

[THERESA]

did it! I was shocked. Porky pig

[Silas]

was grinning as Shady's Wife shot him

[Cittykat07]

and he needed to eat because he......

[THERESA]

wasn't fed in a really, really long time.

[Silas]

Porkey had to eat to regain his

[THERESA]

strength. He started feeling bad about what

[Silas]

he did, as his life flashed in

[harryn55]

a dream, no nightmare that really, really

[Silas]

hurt Porky because Shady's Wife, Gertrude stood ....