Funny things that kids say

THERESA

Today is bring your child to work day. My youngest was sitting here next to me at my desk when I pulled up my email. There was one in there and the subject said Eileen's EW (it stands for Eileen's Estimated Whereabouts) it is our bosses way of letting everyone know where she will be. (she lives in Buffalo and has an office there also and sometimes has to be in Buffalo on days she would normally be here in our Rochester office)

Jenna looked at the subject line as if she was mortified and said, "OMG! Eileen's EWWWW?" (she pronounced it ewww as in gross)

Then I explained to her what it meant and she seemed relieved. She told me she thought that I wrote that and that I better erase it quick before my boss saw it.

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Raven

Gotta love kids.

THERESA

It gets better. Jasmine saw me scheduling an appointment and I typed F/U meaning it was a Follow Up appt and Jasmine said, "OMG! F U!" (she only said the letters but I wonder what she thought it meant before I told her. )

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~THERESA~Can I get a hero shake with that, or are you all out?

Raven

They learn quick don't they.

Raven

My sister moved back with from Florida with her family in Feb. She has been coming up with her 4 year old twin granddaughters. They only ever met my hubby once. He is very soft spoken. So last time they were up they ask "Wheres the man who lives with you with the quiet voice" I said he is working. I didn't want to go up and down the steps because my neck was hurting so I told them they couldn't go upstairs to see the birds because my hubby was sick and had germs. So a little while later they ask. "When is the man that lives with you with the quiet voice and germs coming home."

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popowich

The 9 year old daughter of a buddy of mine, while walking past Christ's Church in downtown Rochester said "Christ's Church? How many people have their own church in this town?"



-Raymond

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Jenna said to Theresa, "I'm too lazy. Can you get me some water?"

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Big Dan

Funny little quip from a 4-5 y/o.. A little background this is my friends son who lives far away and I only get to see once in a while. One of the first times I met him he says "Dan how you get so big".. He just came out with it out of nowhere.. It was one of those you had to be there things but I about peed my pants laughing.

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Rebecky

I should start writing down what my kids say....they come out of nowhere and I usually can't stop laughing. Especially my oldest....ever since he could talk...he comes up with some good ones. We refer to them as "Eddie-isms."

Ok, just remembered one....Eddie would always greet us in the morning, not by saying "good morning," but with "how was your sleep?" We still use that every once in a while. One day, Ed was waking Eddie up and then asked "How was your sleep?"

Rubbing his eyes, Eddie replied with a hint of annoyance in his voice, "Good, until you showed up."

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Raven

One time while driving down the road while my son was probably about 4 or 5, we were driving along and all of a sudden my ex jerks from the left lane to the right lane and pulls off the road. I am used to him driving like an idiot so i was wondering what was up. He said, you didnt see what your son was doing. I said no. My son turned around out of his seat belt and was double birding the car in back of us. When we ask why he was doing that, my son said, because I don't like people following me. My ex ask, well why both fingers and he said because she deserved both for being so ugly. Then he said, you do it daddy to the people you don't like.

My daughter came into my bedroom one morning when she was about 2 and said, mommy who is that strange man in your bed. No I don't sleep around, my ex did , and he was never around so much that she thought he was a stranger.

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